0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run”

It’s official! The Largest, Laziest and MOST FUN “Run” of your life is coming to downtown Flagstaff! 0.5K: The Ultimate Underachievers “Run!” is unlike any other run, and more like a walk to the finish line (it’s a bar... The finish line is another bar). This “run” takes you an exhausting 0.5 kilometers, which equates to 0.3 miles = 1,640.42 feet = 19,685 inches. We have all the faith in the world that every one of you will achieve this incredible athletic feat! The Ultimate Underachievers “Run” will kick off at Collin’s Irish Pub. There, you’ll carbo load on a slice of pizza and hydrate with a house shot and beer (all included with your registration). Before the “run” we’ll limber up in the most entertaining way possible and prepare for the shotgun start for the “run”! (no shotguns will be used, we’re using party poppers and we’re huge fans of sarcasm if you haven’t caught on yet) Don’t worry, we will keep you hydrated along the way with a water station. Fear you may need first aid? Don’t worry, we have that covered too. The kit may only contain lollipops and Barbie bandaids, but hey, it will be there! Upon finishing the clearly physically and mentally taxing 0.5k, you’ll celebrate crossing the finish line with what else but champagne and donuts! Oh and some victory music at The Mayor. ALL PARTICIPANTS MUST BE 21+